The Worst Shifter Pickup Lines by
Lia Davis
Hello! I’m here
today with Sable and Ana from Ashwood Falls. We’re talking about pickup lines.
Lia: Thank you for chatting with me.
Sable: Our pleasure.
Ana: It’s always nice talking with you.
Lia: So our topic today is pick up
lines. Do shifters use them?
Sable: * rolls eyes * Yes, I’m afraid so.
Ana: But it’s different with age. The teens to
young adults are still in the shy stage, well most of them anyway.
Sable: Yes, while the adult males are all “I’m your
mate, accept it” * she spoke in a deep, mocking tone *
Lia: * laughs * What are of the funniest or
craziest ones you’ve heard?
Ana: Oh I have one. A young wolf, who was trying
to get out of trouble by flirting with me, had said, “You make my wolf purr.
How about a little bite?”
Sable: * laughed so hard she nearly fell out of
her chair. * That was lame. Let me guess, it was Cody?
Ana: Yes. * she frowns * I miss that pain in the
ass.
Sable: * takes her hand * He’s in a place as is
all the children from Onxy. That is the ones I could save.
Lia: What the adult males? Are any smarter when
it comes to dating?
Sable: Nope. They’re clueless. I heard a couple of
bad ones. “Baby, I’d like be the cream you lap up on all fours.” and “You and I
go together like a wolf and his bone.”
Ana: Oh man, those are awful. Why don’t males
just straight out ask for a date instead of trying to impress us with their bad
choice of pick up lines?
Lia: I don’t know. But if they didn’t use them,
then we would have as much stuff to pick on them about.
Sable and Ana
together: So true.
Lia: It was great talking with you. We’ll have
to do it again soon.
Ana: Yes, we do.
Sable: Your welcome.
Just for fun, make up your own shifter pickup
lines and post them in the comments. I hope everyone has a wonderful summer!
Hugs,
Lia
Title: Jaguar’s
Judgment
Author: Lia Davis
Genre: Paranormal
Romance
Synopsis:
Sable
Darwin has run from her destiny for too long. Stepping away from her role as
Beta of the Onyx Pack, she chooses to take her chances and face judgment for
her crimes. Her only hope for survival is to trust the male who ripped her
heart out and turned his back on her so many years before.
Jared
Nickels’ only loyalty is to the Alphas of Ashwood Falls. When he sees Sable
again after fifteen years, he can’t stop himself from touching her. Through his
Justice gift to see others’ pasts, he learns she’s not as guilty as he’d
assumed. She’s actually one of the biggest victims in the war that her parents
started.
When
the war shifts in favor of the enemy, Sable and Jared must band together to put
an end to the threat. Or die trying.
Author Bio:
Lia Davis is a mother to two
young adults and three equally special kitties, a wife to her soul mate, and a lover of romance. She and her family live in
Northeast Florida battling hurricanes and very humid summers. But it’s her home
and she loves it!An accounting major, Lia has always been a dreamer with a very active imagination. The wheels in her head never stop. She ventured into the world of writing and publishing in 2008 and loves it more than she imagined. Writing is stress reliever that allows her to go off in her corner of the house and enter into another world that she created, leaving real life where it belongs.
Her favorite things are spending time with family, traveling, reading, writing, chocolate, coffee, nature and hanging out with her kitties.
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Lia:
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